FW: misc

"01. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"06. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'"

"21.. A backward poet writes inverse."

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