Amusing Twitterings

"I've stopped greeting my neighbours. It's totally wrong that I say good evening 

when I really mean to say 'fuck off, you pin headed prick!'" 

 @goobimama about 14 hours ago from Twittelator

"According to wikipedia, 'fart is one of the oldest words in the English language." 

@Marsupius 2:29 PM May 19th from TwitterFon

"The 10 Reasons Why Star Blazers Is Unbelievably Awesome Beyond Words http://bit.ly/399ef" 

@jlist 1:40 AM May 21st from bit.ly

"Don't just seek a secure harbor. Build an oceangoing vessel." 

@LamaSuryaDas 2:16 PM May 14th from web